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Ficus and I were at the mall shopping for a couple of things and we saw Tara walking by us with her husband. I dont know if any of you guys remember her from the pizza parlor… you know the one who was a meat lover. Anyway she realized it was us and motioned us to keep things quiet by putting her index finger to her lips in the proverbial SHH position. I decided to press my luck and confront them just to see how she would handle the awkward situation. We greeted each other and everything was going fine at first but then he realized the Sean she kept texting was ME… THE MILFHUNTER. He went ape shit and stormed off. I took her back home to console her although she seemed more relieved than anything. I wasnt about to pass up this great acrobatic gal just because his feelings were hurt that I pleased her much better than he could ever.

I recently went to drop off a suit to dry clean and the owner of the place asked me to sit in while he went and made sure his light bill was paid and current. I was reluctant to do it until he offered me a six pack of beer he had in the back. I sat there for a while with Ficus bored as hell until Persya came in to pick up her clothes. I brought it to her and couldnt help but notice the skimpy lingerie. I turned on the charm and told her I could give her a major discount if she hung out with me for a while. She was more than willing to oblige and immediately dropped down and got to work. This was one horny MILF.

Ficus and I were hanging out by the beach and stopped into an ice cream shop for a snack. While we were being served Juliie came in and wasnt sure which flavor she wanted. I let her taste the flavor I usually get and began to flirt with her. Her story was straight forward. She was on vacation with her kids and the nanny was watching the kids by the pool of their hotel. I asked her if she has been able to have some adult fun of her own on vacation and she sadly said no. I offered her a good time back at my place with tons of ice cream and all the fixins. She came home with me and we made a mess of each other with ice cream, sprinkles, syrup and the works. She was one sweet tasting MILF. Her cherry was the sweetest.

Brookes has always helped us find new spots to take my conquests and this time she found a great house. We went to go check it out with her and as she was giving us a tour of the place we stumbled across some sexy lingerie hanging by the bed in the master bedroom. She said it was her friends and tried to change the subject but once we told her that her friend probably looks better in it she quickly rushed to prove us wrong. As soon as she changed into the lingerie I pounced on her. Come to find out she laid a trap for me. She had been trying to get in my pants for a while now. I told her at the end of it all that all she had to do was ask. She is too hot to think I wouldnt throw her a banging.

Ficus told me I could finally buy a cuban cigar legally in this country so we went to a cigar shop and tried to buy one. No luck. But I did get lucky with Ashlei. She had just been made partner at her law firm and really, really wanted to celebrate. She paid the store clerk off to go on an extended lunch break and lock the door for us while I helped her celebrate. We fucked and sucked until she was satisfied. Most guys would be intimidated by an older woman who knows what she wants and takes charge the way she does. They would especially be intimidated by her huge clit and labia but not your boy Hunter. I went in and tamed the wild girl.

I went out with Adryanna, one of my regulars and she got so blasted I had to drop her off at home and keep her Maserati for the night. The next afternoon I called Ficus up and told him I already had something lined up for the day and that a hunt for cunt wasnt necessary. We headed on over to Adryannas house and she rewarded me for my good deed.

My buddies took me fishing for my birthday and I was kind of looking forward to not hunting and just kicking back and enjoying the fishing trip. One of my pals set it up for the skipper to have a female firstmate and make sure I was taken care of. She was a brazilian named Angelyna and she had the booty to prove her nationality too. We didnt catch any fish this time around but I definitely got mine.

Ficus found a great place for me to do my taxes and agreed to meet me there. Chloe, the accountant, freaked out when she saw some of the things I was trying to write off. She asked what I did for a living and I told her I was a sex consultant. I noticed she was stressed from all the extra work during tax season and offered my services in exchange for hers. She did my taxes Pro Bono once she rode my boner.

I went to go pick up some platters at this great greek restaurant when I met Persia. She is a local food critic who just happened to be there rating the eatery. She said she was always busy working on her food column and really didnt have time to socialize much between her work and her kid. I told her I never had much time to socialize either. WINK,WINK. I guess she thought we were some type of kindred spirits because she opened up to me right away. I never knew food critics had so much pull. The restaurant manager left and we locked up behind him. I was all over her huge fun bags and I made sure she got a taste of my Tzatziki testicle sauce.

We passed by a yard sale just to check out this broad who was out there peddling her junk. I was flirting with her here and there when I found a box of her sex toys. She was extremely embarrassed but as soon as I calmed her down and asked her how much she would charge me for that box she was much more open. I bought the box on one condition…..she would have to show me how she uses those toys. We paid her to close down her yard sale for the day and we went into her house. She showed me how she uses her pussy pump and I showed her how she could use me to pleasure her.